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Ten things that don't make sense to me

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Just so's you all know, I'm majorily exaggerating my opinions just for the fun of it😜

(1. Burgers from Fast Food restaurants. How can they even deem to call these a meal? A flavorless piece of what's supposed to be meat with a piece of mustard-yellow cheese slapped between two stale buns. I just don't get it. 

(2. Stupid commercials. A question from Mr. S: "Do stupid commercials really work, and if so do they only appeal to stupid people?" 

(3. Twilight book series. I've never seen or read these and I'm 99.9% sure I never will. The sparkling vampire+shirtless werewolf vibe isn't really up my alley. 

(4. Hard vitamins for kids. *shudder* we all had em. The funny shaped bottles were full of them, and on the bad days sometimes we had to eat two. Two hard death-tasting pieces that left a pasty taste in your mouth. 

(5. The 'This-wasn't-in-the-book-but-we'll-put-it-in-the-movie-anyway' theory. Enough said.

(6. Grape flavored cough syrup. No you don't taste like grapes! You taste like death and the tears of children. 

(7. How Margaret could manage to turn down Mr. Thornton's marriage proposal! And no I'm not spoiling the movie!! I promise! You'd have to watch it to understand. Then you can yell at the TV with me. Because I'll have you know, this is one of the most stressful movies EVER.
 
(8. Some people's Facebook posts. I'm sorry, but I don't really care what you had for supper. What're you doing, trying to make me disobey God? Mouth-watering pictures of paleo pancakes make me so jealous! (Okay so maybe not really)

(9. Pride and Prejudice with zombies. Bethany, I'm talking to you here. How could you read such a sacrilege? Pride and Prejudice is just great without zombies, thanks very much. (πŸ˜‰ just giving you a hard time) 

(10. Last but not least, and definitely the most confusing: Justin Beiberbelievers. 
I swear the first time I heard him I thought it was a song being performed by a girl. Not only that but many times I've seen pictures of him and he's dressed in things that looks like something a girl should be wearing! 
I just don't get it, you beliebers. Where's the appeal? 

So there you have it. 10 things that don't make sense to me. What sorts of popular things confuse you? 
Love,
Chloe 

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6 comments

  1. You know what doesn't make sense to me? 1) How I ended up probably the shortest Keeley 2) Why zombies and vampires appeal to anybody!:)

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    1. Oh you make me laugh. Both of those are great! And for the record I NEVER think of you as the "shortest Keeley girl". I always think about your pretty smiles and how fun you are to be with! Just sayin!

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  2. P & P and Zombies... I was so entertained ;) That's just plain creative. (But I like normal P & P better, don't worry!)

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    1. Well to each his own:) I've heard it didn't do anything to the plot, just added a few zombie sentences here and there? Is that right?

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  3. Um, absolutely not to zombies and P and P ... I have to agree with you on that one Chloe! And YES to the facebook post one! Things that don't make sense to me? Why things like being lazy and stupid are funny to people. I don't get it, why is that funny? This was a really fun post Chloe!

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    1. Another one you just reminded me of along with the lazy theme would be the baggy pants that guys think are so hip. You don't know how many times I've wanted to go and buy a belt and personally give it to a person who's wearing those pants. Ugh.
      Haha, thanks girl. Exaggerating my opinions? What's not to love?!

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