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Love Letter To Products: Pumpkin Spice Latte Mix and Cabin Socks

Friday, November 28, 2014

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: All this Mockingjay hype (which was totally everything they made it out to be, by the way) has got me thinking, and I have recently come to terms with the fact that in my life exists a very complicated love triangle.  It's like Katniss choosing between Gale and Peeta- only 10x worse.  (Especially since her choice is obvious. Mine is  not)
I have fallen passionately, deeply, intoxicatingly in love with Maxwell House Pumpkin Spice Latte Mix, but yet can't seem to get my heart back from that warm, cozy comfortable pair of Cabin Socks

Peoples, the struggle is real.

To demonstrate my un-dying devotion to these two products in my life I have set out to write a love letter to each.  Maybe you as the reader can the help me decide if I should choose team latte, or team sock. 



Pumpkin, dear:

Whenever I smell you I go weak at the knees and can think of nothing and no one else.  That perfect mix of pumpkin and rich coffee blends together to make who you are!  You always know how to warm me up and make me smile.  I feel like I can really be myself with you, latte lovely.  You've seen me at 7 in the morning and have never judged! 
Whenever I'm near you I'm filled with this unquenchable energy to DO ALL THE THINGS and to stay up until midnight.  You're intoxicatingly energizing! I don't know how you do it!
You are the sweetest part of my life, and I don't know where I'd be without you.  Probably asleep.

I love you a latte!

Yours forever,
Chloe



Socksy, darling,

You fit me like a hand fits a glove, except even better.  You are absolutely adorable, so don't let anyone tell you that you aren't perfect or beautiful or whatever because you ARE.  I mean pink polka dots? How much cuter can it get?  Plus you make any trip across wood floors so much more fun.  'nuff said.   You are always looking out for my comfort and happiness, and are there for me at any time of day or night.  Somehow when you aren't with me I feel like half of me is missing, like I'll never be happy or warm again. 

I know you will go on to do fabulous things.  As Sherlock Holmes would say, "Great things are afoot!"  (Yes okay, okay.  As you -who knows me so well!- are probably thinking, I sock at puns)

To the moon and back,
Chloe



As much as this decision rips me apart, I have to choose for I fear I will never be happy again. 

Should I choose Team Latte or Team Sock? 
 
Comment below if you have any heart.  Maybe you can shed some light on the subject for me.

To the moon and back,
A very distraught Chloe

 

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9 comments

  1. quite the tough decision, I must say, my dear :) I can quite possible see how the struggle would be very real. Socks are quite the lovelies, aren't they? But I guess warm drinks are just as good... *glances outside at the freshly falling snow* I honestly don't know... ;P

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    1. Socks are the lovelies:) good way of putting it. But so are pumpkin spice lattes!
      You have snow?? Oh how fun!!! See I'm leaning towards a warm drink then....:)

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  2. The most adorable blog post on the face of this planet. :)

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    1. D'awwwww:) thanks JJ! It was way too much fun to write o.o

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    1. AMEN SISTA! Now there's an option I like! :D I like the way you think, Sofia

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  4. team sock,all the way. They last longer. :-) and you say Katniss' choice is obvious......I.must ask. Peeta or Gale??

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    1. Haha touché! Although if you wear them as much I have been I'm not sure how true that statement will turn out to be... ;)

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    2. Oh and between Gale and Peeta- I dunno.... Peeta has a great heart, but Gale is more manly. I honestly like them both but I see why she goes with Peeta:) he balances her out with his sweetness.

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